"Dad, I want to win the book." "It's not really a very difficult question for you, is it? All you have to do is look in your passport, Lexie."
Lexie wishes to make the following statement:
"For the record, Lexie is not a girl. He is a boy. "
I changed his nappy. No way he's a girl.
Now that's clear, on with the competition. There were many good entries first time around. Some warmed my heart. Others frightened with their insight. And there were those that made up their own answers.
None were correct. And, let's be honest, how many of you are there? I can't expect many more entries. Time for round two.
Here's a simplified list. Sorry. Shortened list:
There will be multiple prizes. Honest. Christmas is around the corner*, and I've been filled with the spirit of giving.
*That's what it felt like in Bexleyheath last Saturday.
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