Did I mention my new book? I've got a new book. It's called "War!" I did mention it? I can't remember that. Must have been drunk. Or distracted.
Not to worry. If fear of repetition was a concern, I'd be counting my posts on the fingers of one foot.
My new book is called "War!" (I told you repetition wasn't a fear.) It's about war. No, wars. That first one and the other one. Very sad affairs. If only they'd held them Kurt Vonnegut style: backwards.
It would make a great christmas present, "War!" Unlike war, which would make a really crap present. Thank you Mr. Punkt for punctuation. I'd sound like a real Nazi without it.
Sex on the Beach - Much as I love them, we all know the Germans sometimes get a bit carried away. A shandy's fine - perhaps the only socially acceptable beer cocktail - but ...
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