Time for me to remove those closed polls and get my web shops back to the top of all of the junk at the left of the screen. That was a natty opening sentence. Christmas cheer clearly hasn't affected my prose style.
Right, on with the results.
One of the biggest surprises. That Hagenbach didn't get two votes. Wjhat were you thinking, Mike? Disappointingly few piss-ups in Australia and Wales.
A load of pissheads. That's what you are. Don't you know anything about safe drinking?
Shocked. That's what I am. I hope I never sit to you on a bus after one of your "accidents".
I've had invalid beer. Invalid Stout, to be precise. Sadly it didn't make me gag, so I couldn't vote for it. Crap beer definitely seems unpopular with you lot. Now there's a surprise.
All that nonsense is finished for another year and I can return this blog to its true purpose: selling my crap products.
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