Tuesday, 31 May 2011

We're all bastards

Bitchy, divisive, argumentative, petty, partisan, bigoted, puerile, shallow, fickle, inconsiderate, incorrigible,  retrogressive, inflexible, intolerant, uncritical, passive, manipulated, corrupt, corrupted, corrupting, corruptible, unreadable, intemperate, gauche, unbelievable, impenetrable, obtuse, oblique, bloody-minded, uncontrollable, inebriate, insolvent, incoherent, unstable, unhinged, unanswerable, unable, enabled, entitled, embittered, iridescent, incandescent, unaccountable, contemptible, contemporary, incontinent, irrelevant, incomprehensible, pretentious, precocious, pernicious, irredescent, incandescent, impenetrable, imprecise, unaccountable, unstable, indefensible, egotistical, eccentric, introspective, inflexible, grumpy, self-absorbed, left-handed, historical, hysterical, hoptatstic, hyperactive, hyper-critical, fanatic, fantastic, fantastical, flamboyant, self-publicising, publicity-seeking, unnerving, unnatural, lazy, obsessed, illegitimate, ignorant, indigenous, inaccessible, insoluble, nasty, negative, onctuous,  pointless, questionable, ridiculous, stupid, trash, uninteresting, venal, wimpy, brash, brassy, brass-necked, bland.


We're a bastard of bloggers.

7 comments:

Ed said...

How exciting. I've always wanted to be an uncontrollable. Let's just hope we don't have a day mournful and overcast.

Ron Pattinson said...

Exciting. Shit. How did I forget that adjective?

Anonymous said...

If this is connected to what a high-ranking CAMRA official said at conference recently I wouldn't worry about it. He's obviously not very intelligent.
("It may have hops in it but it's still keg") - I ask you.....

Tanuki Brau said...
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Andrew Elliott said...

"Incontinent."

I nearly wet myself when I read that one. Ha!

Ron Pattinson said...

Anonymous, no, not in the slightest. That's not what this post is about at all.

Thomas Barnes said...

You forgot self-important, contradictory, hyperbolic and irritable.