More book pimping. Sorry. It's the kids. They expect presents every single Christmas. Every single bloody one. We were told that in our religion, Christmas only came once every five years.
I must congratulate Andrew. In one afternoon he's made several years of my cover efforts look like the bollocks they always were.
You Can Only Please Some People a Bit - You may or may not have noticed a Twitter spat between me and a guy called Mark Johnson. Who's that then? He writes a blog called Beer Compurgation - no ...
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